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"Hello welcome the shop how may i help you?"

There you were working in your self proclaimed Chocolate/ Coffee shop. You created it with your sister only 5 months ago and now you were the shop people all over the world knew about. You have even had people from Russia travel all the way just to indulge in your sin fully sweet delicacies.

"Um how about a maple coffee please."

"I would like a guten free blue berry muffin."

"I will like the bacon cheese burger please."

"Right away gentlemen."

You turned away from the 3 officers and went at your orders. You ripped the paper off of your order pad and placed it onto the metal counter. You then worked on the drinks and other food items.

"Told you the lunch special was a good idea!"

You turned to see your little sister Angelina smiling brightly at you. After awhile she suggested to have a special menu that only applied to at lunch, so that meant hamburgers, sandwiches and what not. So far the only un healthy thing on that menu was the bacon cheese burger.

"Ya ya Angelina just rub it in some more will ya. if you keep it up your heads going to get big."

You couldnt help but laugh as she nudged you gently as she prepared her order.

"Eh even if it did get big it would not be as big as yours."

"What do you mean?"

"Dude that officer has come here almost every day now. He always orders a maple coffee or a maple cream filled donuts. Before i would always see him at tim's (Tim hortons people) and now he's here almost 2 times a day now. IM amazed hes not fat!!! and every time he's here he always sneaks peeks and glances at you as you run around. come on bro you havnt noticed that he's been ogling at you!"

You looked at your little sister and felt a tint of pink. You were openly gay and you really did not care, you liked guys so what! that did not mean you were girly or weak, in fact you  were tall, handsome, and well toned. You could take a punch and give one back. you were not fond of shopping or small dogs, in fact you hated the little noise makers! when it came to stereo types of being gay you were far from the depicted image.

"NNNoooo your lieing!!!"

"Dude i know you think he's cute too!!! like who wouldnt! his medium length wavy strawberry blonde hair. Those mystical violet eyes. those glasses make him look absolutely adorable!!! even though he's an RCMP he looks friendly and caring! i betcha he loves animals and hockey!!!"

"What the hell does animals and hockey have to do with this?"

"Dude he's like...well i dont know the perfect stereo typical canadian and he has a french accent as well!!!! i betcha he's from Quebec!!! maybe he grew up in Montreal or Quebec City!!!! SO romantic!!!!"

You just looked at your sister as she started to gush...what the hell.

"Oi boss order up."

You turned around and saw Chris placing the burger on the metal counter. He was new to your shop but his cooking skills did not disappoint, whether it was a German chocolate cake, cream puffs, or simply a bacon cheese burger he could cook anything.

"Thanks Chris."

You grabbed the plate of food and placed it on your tray with the other items. You started walking away from the counter till you heard the two singing.

"Were no strangers to love!!!
You know the rules and so do i!
A full commitments what im thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy!"

You turned around, cheeks a flame as the two went back to there jobs, smiles on their faces. When you turned around again you felt your cheeks start to blaze. Everyone of your customers was looking at you, some where smiling while the rest were laughing. You rushed over to the table with the 3 now familiar cops.

"Heres your burger Alfred. Muffin John. Coffee Matthew."

"Thanks ____."

You nodded at the officers and was about to walk away till Alfred got your attention.

"Dude what was that with Angie and the cook?"

You felt your cheeks warm up again if it was even possible. You turned around with a smile ready to say it was nothing, till one of your elderly costumers stepped in.

"Honey its because ____ here is gay. Although i think its such a waste with a butt like yours."

You yelped as the elderly woman grabbed your butt pinching it really hard. You turned away from the woman and tried not to look at them men.

"Esther thats sexual harassment."

"Well ___ dear my husband does not give me anymore fun so i might as well find it. And your fun to pick on and your butt is the best i have so far seen."

You looked at her then you saw Matthew looking at you, a blush tinting his cheeks. Shit you embarrassed him.

"Sorry gentlemen please enjoy your stay."

With a quick walk you cleared the distance from the 3 men and Esther, into your office were you would sulk for the rest of the day.


"Baby bear are you there?"

You heard Angelina knocking on your officer door as you sat there, back against the door, knees to your chest. If you were in a manga you would most likely have gloom clouds around you, or at least one raining on you.

"Leave me alone to my rain cloud Angie."

"Come on it wasnt that bad."

"Esther grabbed my butt.....and openly told them i was gay."

"Well that is bad but you've never had that stop you before. You always told people you liked dudes so why are you panicking now. wait."

ya she probably figured it out.

"You really do like Matthew dont you?"

"So what if i do?"

"Well nothing is going to happen if you dont come out of there now will it? Also im hungry and i would really like it if my older baby bear cooked for me. Also you know i cant go to sleep without you unless you want me to wake up in the bath tub again."

You sighed and got up. Grabbing your backpack, boomer jacket and your motorcycle helmets. With a flick of the wrist you unlocked your door and opened it. Standing there was your little sister with her black pants, red plaid shirt, and a smile that told you something was up.

"Why are you smiling like that?"

"Because i got you out of your office now come on im hungry. I can probably eat and elephant because i had to work over time because of you."

"Yes yes now what would you like to eat Angelina."

"How about jumbo."


You walked behind your sister as she complained about how she had to clean everything up, how she had to deal with Esther, and how she was tempted to punch some German pervert in the face.

"I would have given him a nice shiner to match that scar of his!!"


"ya...oh ya i forgot to mention one thing!"

You looked at your sister as you both walked out of the now closed shop. Sitting there by a blue pick up truck was the canadian, along with the two american cousins.


"Thats what i forgot to mention i invited them over for dinner."

You felt your face turn red as you looked at her. There she was your mischievous sister standing there with a big grin on her face, showing off her braces.

"I hope we are not inconveniencing you Mr (last name)"

You looked to see matthew looking at you as he stood there in his casual clothes. It was strange you were used to seeing him wear his uniform and police vest. Instead he was wearing a blue button up sweater over top a white under shirt. He had blue faded jeans that have seen much wear and tear along with his red converse.

"Ya dude we dont mean to invade but Angie said it was okay with ya brah."

Alfred was standing there in torn navy blue jeans, a baggy red sweater and a black shirt that had a neon print that said hero, the neon colours matched his shoes.

"Babe said it was all right and i know your a good cook so i couldnt stand up the offer."

Thats right John was dating you sister. Its been 2 years now and only recently he became an RCMP. It was strong they have been friends for a long time and he was the biggest delinquent you could ever meet. Even America did not want him and had him deported from his home country. Yet thanks to your sister he turned his life around and now was helping people like him.

"Well i guess i really have no say in it. you dont mind following us do you?"

"Ya were fine with that eh."

You turned and walked towards your motorbike as you handed Angie your other helmet.

"You are riding with me you little brat."

"Alrighty Mr shy turtle."

You blushed as you put on your helmet and could here the 3 men get into the pick up. You swung your leg onto your bike as you felt Angie sit down behind you.

"So then are you going to go all girly on me brother?"

"Oh shut up and hold on. i swear if i do i will die of embarrassment."

"And if you dont and it goes all good you will be bowing to me in thanks."

"Pfft like that will ever happen."


"Man ___ good as always."

I watched as John stretched back in the kitchen chair as ____ grabbed the dishes.

"And what about me Mr. Im the one who has to deal with your vegan tendencies the most!"

I couldnt help but chuckle as Angelina punched him in the arm. John was rather new to our crew but from what he told us, if it wasnt for her he would most likely be in a slum some where in america. It was really Angelina that convinced him to become an RCMP. She was really a strong person.

"Right right sorry your salads are always the best."

"Thats because i dont want you starving to death! So i load them up."

"Angie can you help me with the dishes?"

I turned to see ___ walking to the kitchen with his sister in tow. I have to tell him tonight!!!! i just have to!!!


You stood in the kitchen getting the sink ready, till you felt a hand hit your butt.

"OH MY GOSh what it up with everyone and my butt today?"

"Eh we cant deny it dat ass...anyone would like that shit."

You looked at your little sister as she rolled her shoulders back, giving you were perverted smile while she wiggled her eyebrows.

"You know sometimes i wonder how John even liked you in the first place, you such a weirdo."

"Ow that hurts and its because it is me. I am so awesome that who wouldnt want to go out with me?"

"Careful you are starting to sound like Gil."

"Ugh Gilby i swear he is the most self centered employee that we have ever hired, and he always flirts with the woman customers."

You just laughed at your sister as you finished up the dishes. The rest of the night was simply all of you laughing, having a couple beers while watching everyone kill zombies in black ops 2. After awhile you decided to go out for a breather and sat on your porch. The stars shone so brightly that it made you smile. It was strange to see so many stars since you lived in town but it was a nice strange event.

"Can i join you?"

You turned to see Matthew walking onto the porch closing the door and all the loud noises inside.

"Oh um ya sure, all though i am kinda surprised you are."

"Why do you say that?"

You watched as he sat on the porch railing looking at you. oh gosh he looked so cute!

"Well after today and finding out im gay. like i really dont care if i am or arnt but most people stay away from me afterwards, especially guys."

You looked away and placed your beer on the railing beside you and Matthew.


You looked up to see the RCMP laughing as he sat there looking at you, a blush on his face.

"I have to admit it was really shocking to find out, and it was really awkward when that lady grabbed your butt, yet i was really relieved."


you looked at him and raised an eyebrow. his face just got reder and reder as he looked away form you.

"Well the truth is i like you. you see i havnt really come out about being gay. The only ones that know are John and Alfred. Angie kinda figured it out later and asked me about it. So ya i was relieved to find out the guy i liked...the fact that i might be able to get a chance with him."

You looked at him dumbfounded as he twiddled his thumbs. All you could do now was smile as you rested your arm onto the railing, then your head on your hand. You looked at him a blush on your face.

"Well Mr. Mountie man care to spend possibly the rest of your life with me?"

You watched as he bent down from his spot on the railing closer to you.

"Im willing to try Mr. Shop keeper."

You filled the gap as your lips touched one another. Your heart did a flip flop in your chest as his lips tasted like maple. When you two pulled away his smile made you feel like you are the most happiest man in the world, and that you could ask for nothing more.


You both shot up in surprise as Matthew started to fall off your porch. On instinct your tried grabbing the man but in the end you were pulled along as well. So there you two were lying on the ground groaning as Angelina looked down at you, and apologetic smile on her face.

"Sorry. anyways."

You watched as Angie turned from you and looked at the glass sliding doors, her hand pointed palm up at someone.

"Pay up boys!!"

You couldnt help but laugh along with Matthew as Alfred and John placed a couple hundred bills into her hand. She stood there counting the money and kissed john on the cheek.

"Your a sucker for gambling."

"Shut up."

You got up off the ground and held out your hand for Matthew. Who knew they were betting on you two?
well than i am just pumping out the male reader inserts now arnt i xD anyways please enjoy and yes i made myself your little sister :D

i do not own hetalia but the plot is my own! and i own myself!!!!
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StarburstAlicorn Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
German pervert in the face.

"I would have given him a nice shiner to match that scar of his!!"

*ssiiiiiiggghhh* Lutz what are you doing....😑
BlackRaven7372 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015  Student General Artist
I thought the same thing.
lennlandry Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i loved the ending XD
i think that this is a very good story.
Koyuki2502 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Great story!~ and yay, my name is in here!!~ :D
popalola1234 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Did I just get Rick Rolled
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Killerdonut28 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
Esther is my friend Alex! 😝
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Haha xD I think everyone has that one friend xD I have 2 now xF
tavros12 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist
Esther sounds like one of my friends. She always grabs my butt when I'm in that hallway at school or if we go rollerskating.
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
haha i have two friends like that as well. one in my old home town(the one i based esther on) and now one in my new town but she grabs my chest more.

i think there will always be that one friend who is like that xD
Wolfisinmysoul Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
Realmen-Gerita1238 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Way ta go sis! *highfives* XD awesome story funny at the end & the whole old lady thing
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
*high fives back* well thanks :^) i did this i thimk arou d 4 in the morning, im kinda surprised itsnot anymore confusing xD but glad you liked it.
Realmen-Gerita1238 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Who this is awesome for 4 in the morning & ya loved it :3
NatureTune Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Student General Artist
It`s so beautiful that i read it once, i lost it, and i searched for it to read it more times.
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Why thqnk you
anita1120 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Amaze. 10/10. *applaud* 10/10. Wow such.
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you. You might also enjoy my crimson sentinel story that i am working on right now as well :^)
Queenofspadesx2 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
"We're no strangers to love!!!
You know the rules and so do i!
A full commitments what im thinking of,
You wouldn't get this from any other guy!"

I was.... Was I just Rick-rolled??
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Well who knows >u>
Queenofspadesx2 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
Oh, cool. I like that song ^_^
vocalidiot Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
Why do I recognise this from FanFiction.Net?
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I dont use that. But this is my story!
canadatheninja Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This was PERFECT!!! Plus when you said Angie I was like :O cuz my oc is named Angie and I used her guy version for this XD
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Ell im glad you llike it. Well what a coincidence eh xD
Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
I was expecting Matthieu to pinch the readers ass at the end when he came up from behind xD lol
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Haha xD i did think about it at the time
Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
If he had I would have that reader was from Spain lol
AimiAiri Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Artist
I instantly knew who the charaters were by their orders, in this 'order' (BUM DUM BUM! -bad pun- :iconslowclapplz:
Canada/Matthew with the Maple Coffee
England/Arthur with the FREE Blueberry muffin
and last but not least, any everyone knew,
America with the burger.
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Eh i originally did not want to do it that way because i wanted it to remain a surprise till after the elder accident and the revealing of being gay but my friend had another idea. So basically she bugged me long enough for me to write it that way so shed leave me alone. But i normally try finding new things to describe the countries besides the normal constant ones, like spain and his tomatos for example.
AimiAiri Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Artist
I was wrong about England, who is John?
Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
2p America
TerraAreli Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aw yea~!
but man..i want my own personal chris as a chef Fun cake the biggest eater 
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hehe well if you"wish upon a star, your dreams will come true" :)
mickeymouse756 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This always makes me laugh
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Well im glad it does :D
mickeymouse756 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This T
Vegetassj4fangirl Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
Lol Lutz in here and of course he be perving 
HeartArtemisHunter Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol sounds like my friends.....
dantania-dan Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it lol :-)
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Why thank you
dantania-dan Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No thank you!! :-)
SeizurefoxTheEpic Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS2. I have to buy that still.
Pucca2000 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD Well, that was funny. I especially like the ending. :3
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
why thank you
French-Tomato Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
I LOVED THIS -dies of happiness-
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Well thank you :)
French-Tomato Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
Its no problem at all ~
TheSimpleCartoonist Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student General Artist
-enters giggle fit- :iconsqueeeeplz:

I love this so hard....Oh and for the record I hate people touching my butt >{

Also I have a best friend whom I consider to be my sister, Yes is younger then me [by a year] and her name is Angelina as well
AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
i am glad you love it :) haha xD thats funny my name is angelina :D theres not many angelinas in this world. although its rather annoying to be refered to as angelina jolee i really dont like her and i really hate it when people refer me to her. anyways im glad you enjoyed it :D people touching your butt is annoying and its scary
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