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your a dude so give yourself a dude name!!


Well now wasnt today a so called 'peach'. First you fall out of bed and get a bleeding nose, then your room mate Arthur almost tried burning down your house. The water all of a sudden turned freezing cold, your boss yelled non stop at you for a mistake you didnt do. Then on your way to Alfreds house you got splashed by a car so now your pant legs were freezing wet and mudy. Then some Italian kid hit you with a snow ball. Now here you where in front of Alfreds door, grumpy as hell.

"Dude what happened to ya?"

"Shut up."

You pushed your way through Alfreds front door and dropped everything on the floor. You kicked your shoes off, took off your coat, now you where taking off your soaked pants....biggest mistake ever.

"aaahhhhh!"

"Oh my gosh dude!! you okay?"

Thanks to the hard wood floor, you now had another bleeding nose.

"I just want to find a hole and die in it Al..."

You grumpled and sat back up. There standing looking at you shocked was Alfred. In a split second he took a dash to the bathroom; you could hear him cussin' as things started to fly around. Soon he was back at your side wiping your nose clean.

"Hate to say this bud but you might have to get a new suite, or pay an expensive bill at least."

You looked at him and cocked an eyebrow. Following his gaze you saw the reason for such a comment, your work clothes were drenched and stained the red colour.

"Fuck."

you could feel the tears start to clog up your eyes, man this day sucked.

"Dude come on i got some clothes you can wear, so strip down to your boxers bro."

You just looked at him and blushed. You liked Al for how long now?

"Fine."

you got up and took off your suite coat, then your vest, then your shirt, you just walked out of your pants since they were already around your ankles.

"Well come on."

You followed him through the living room then up the stairs. A couple turns and several doors later you were in his room. Typical. Captain America poster on the far right accompanying the Avengers and Iron man. Comic books all lined perfectly on the shelf. Computer that was surrounded by movies and the shelves around it covered in model planes. Then there was his Foot ball jersey hanging on his wall, his American flag right beside it. And then there was his bed and dresser, a complete mess, even his guitar had clothes draped on it.

"i see everything is still the same."

"Hmm what do you mean by that?"

You just watched him as he whipped clothes out of his drawers and onto the bed.

"I moved here from Canada how long ago?"

"Ya so what does that have to do with whatchya said before?"

"We met in high school Al, your room is still the fricken same except for the posters and the fact you have more planes."

"Well if i remember your room is exactly the same but with a rugby shirt, a set of drums, and models that are not just planes. Like you have that German Foker model, the one that red dude had."

"Its the Red Baron Al."

"Ya that guy. anyways here."

You gasped and fell backwards when a mass of something went flying at your face. Great just peachy.

"OH MY GOD!!! ___!!!! you okay?!?"

You just laid there grumbling to yourself. Please let this day get better?

...

"You feeling better?"

You looked at Alfred from your caccoon of blankets on the couch. Thankfully dinner went splendidly, Alfred made a change for you and cooked you both spaghetti. You shook your head and turned back to the tv.
Alfred sure did know you well. Even though you were a guy he knew you had your limits. The last time you cried in front of him was right after some guys tried beating you up, all because you were from the great white north. You fought them off and Alfred helped you but you couldnt take it. You broke down and cried.

"Well here eat up."

You looked up to see the tub of ice cream, it was mint cookie dough. your favorite.

"Thanks..."

You grabbed the medium sized tub and one of the spoons, opening it you smiled when you sat a caramel smily face drawn on the ice cream. You looked over at Alfred and smiled.

"I know what your like when you upset so you better eat that and kick some zombie ass with me. Also please share."

You looked at him and smiled the biggest you have smiled in a long time. You scooped up a bit of ice cream and pointed it towards Alfred. He looked at you and bit down on the spoon.

"Tha' shutff ish 'ood."

"Dont eat with your mouth! you'll spit ice cream every where."

He looked at you and shook his head with a smile.

~beep beep~

you looked at your jacket and saw a light coming from under your shirt.

~bbbzzzt bzzzttt.~

Al and yout turned to see his phone buzzing away on the table. You went to grab yours while All flipped open his phone. You walked back to his side on the couch and checked your messages.

-Look at who's old clothes i found!!!!-

There under the message was a picture of your friend Victoria. There she was smiling at the camera showing off her messed up peace sign. Her hair was pulled to the one side flowing over her left shoulder. She was wearing priest clothes.

"Who in the worlds clothes are those?"

Both you and Alfred started to text back you message. Soon your phones went off again.

-There Gilberts!!!!-

You both sat there in silence then burst out laughing. That bad ass of a rugby player had priest clothes?

"pppfffttttt oh my gosh that is to funny!!!!"

You shook your head in agreement when you heard Alfred burst out in his weird loud laugh again. After 10 minutes of laughing you both settled down and wiped the tears from the corner of your eyes.

"Man who would have known huh?"

"I know like i met those two from our rugby team, Gilby doesnt looked like he'd be giving mass at a church."

You both sat there as you ate some of the ice cream.

"Hey ____ dude."

You looked at him, spoon in your mouth.

"What ish it?"

"And you said i should talk with my mouth full."

You gave him the 'eyes' as you took another mouth full of ice cream.

"I dont shpit like you."

"Now thats mean."

"its the truth."

You smiled when you saw his bright one.

"Anyways dude can i ask you something?"

"Ya sure what?"

"you have bad luck dont you?"

You looked at him and sighed. It was no hidden secret, your days were usually bad. Although today was bad.

"ya so?"

"Well um...can i....can i..."

You looked at him and rose an eyebrow, he was as red as the stripes on his beloved flag.

"What is it Al?"

"Can i be your hero?"

You looked at him and almost dropped the ice cream bucket. Alfred chuckled and took the bucket and placed it on the coffee table. He looked at you with his bright blue eyes as he smiled gently at you. In an instant you grabbed his shirt collar and smashed his lips to yours.

You pulled back and saw his socked expression as his glasses sat lopsided on his face.

"its about time!!!"

He looked at you and smiled kissing you back gently.

"dont you know I'll only kiss you when its dangerous?"

"Well Captain America you better grabbed some chap stick because your lips are always going to be mine!"
yay i got my ideas out :D I got the priest clothes from a drawing I did and the lyrics Alfred says at the end is by eight seconds and the song title is kiss you when it's dangerous. It's another idea I had for this story :)

please enjoy.

i do not own hetalia but victoria and the plot are my own.
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FNAF1987-FM Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
I love mint cookie dough



You are awesome.
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Vamp104 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Same! Mint cookie dough is the best!
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* Ahem..MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
I SHALL STEAL YOUR LIPS
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Midnighrtose Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
Victoria is my name??? I'm my self's best friend????
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LittleEmers27 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Awwww,I so ship it.
SHIP IT LIKE :iconfedexplz:!! :dummy:
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Andehm Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"I ship it like FedEx" Gosh,I'm dying :'D
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hehe thanks
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LittleEmers27 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome~ :iconitalyhugsjapanplz:
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HetalianBro Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww!
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
:^)
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HetalianBro Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
^^
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DangerDemolitionStar Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
dang , I love Alfred and Captain America, so that last bit just made me giggle XD
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Well i Glad you enjoyed it :)
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DangerDemolitionStar Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Yes! it was great!
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CandiProductions Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm having bad luck too... :(
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Well then you might have to change your out look :) i am one of the most un luckiest and clumsiest people i know, but i aint letting itnstop me. You see bad luck is just a payment you have to make in order to balance out all the good in your kife that was, is and will be. Nature must always stay in balance. Thats why the luckiest people usually get the shitty side of the stick in the end :) kt just depends on how you look at things i guess. Wish ya luck too.
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CandiProductions Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you, I feel a bit optimistic now ^.^ Good luck to you too.
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh no problem, glad i can help and thank you too
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dantania-dan Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OK... That was so awesomely cute that I NEARLY died from the cuteness!
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you
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dantania-dan Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I tried to stay calm but couldn't, sorry!
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I feel so warm and fuzzy nowWarm, fuzzy feeling 
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Humantrollbaby Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
you seem to be everywhere I am. pfft. I know the feeling.
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hehehehe xD
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mikides Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student Artist
I LOVE YAOI IT WAS SO CUTE I dont know why but hetalia yaoi always makes me happy keep up the good work
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Why thank you.It's because hetalia yaoi is awesome =u=
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mikides Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student Artist
YES YES IT IS WHAT IS YOUR FAV HETALIA YAOI PAIRING
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hhmmmm either Germany and Italy or sweden and Finland :) hbu
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mikides Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student Artist
I know right I am torn between them usuk and frcan its so hard considering how many pairs there are. How do you think is going to end up with who?
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
well personally i really dont go for those ones because when i see them all that i can think of is family. like technically us is britains little brother and it says in the anime as well. also like spain and romano it also states that they are brothers as well. so ya. but what ever floats your boat :)
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mikides Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student Artist
...Yeah I am a big enough perv to put that all behind me... yeah there is somthing wrong with me...
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yuffie-fair Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
mint cookie dough is my favorite how did u know



love the story btw
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I just made that up, I didn't know it existed xD now I want to try and find some. Why thank you
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yukikyo77 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I said those exact same words one day (don't you know I'll only kiss you when it's dangerous) to my cute little uke boy (I'm a guy) when he got hurt. Now he sets out to go find danger because he thinks I don't kiss him enough but that is kind of hard to do when I the seme is only 5 feet 6 inches and when my little uke boy (who is not so little) is 6 feet 8 inches what is a boy to do.
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Holy sheet you're dating galioth!!!! We are the same height xD you have no idea how incredibly happy that made me xD that is just to awesome :D and hey, you don't have to put the explanations down, I don't judge, I'm canadian after all ;)
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yukikyo77 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yay I'm not the only shorty!! You bet I'm dating a goliath and I love being short.I get a lot of piggy back rids from him it's like being a little kid again riding on your dads back at the zoo (I still do that yay me)My little uke boy was adopted by a Canadian family (he is Albanian)people think he is weird not just because he's tall but because of his name to (It's Valmir by the way and I think It's sexy)It pisses me off that I can't be there to comfort him because I live in Russia. Canada and Russia are pretty far away from each other to that is why I pay for his flights.(sorry if I talk to much you could say I'm the girl in my family when it comes to talking but I don't get to talk about this kind of stuff because I have no females at my house just my two dads so sorry again)
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Aaawwww I am giggling so much right now Eeee and it's perfectly fine hun ;) I talk alot too for my family and my ears are all open and I love to chat :) I get my broski Brian or Darwin to give me piggy back rides :D although after awhile it hurts because they have to hips =3=. That's such a cool name!!!!!! Like mines Angelina and mine is weird here because everyone over here is a mason or Brittany =3= I have no idea why they would bug him. I think he sounds really cool :D like my dad was 6'3" or so andnin my family I am a giant. That is so fricken awesome!!!!! I know what that is like, I had a couple long distance relationships before so ya I kinda see were you are coming from. Where does he live in canada?
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yukikyo77 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
He lives in Toronto. My dads name is mason. I think they are intimidated by how tall he is or that he's gay or they are just mad that he is dating such a hot sexy little Russian boy and they are not. Holy screaming sheep shit your the giant of your family I'm the pipsqueak of mine. I will never get tired of piggy back rides from my little uke boy especially through the snow when all the people can see is me we even scared this old lady shitless. When I go to visit and he says my name out loud I get weird stars because I don't think people hear the name Igor to often and we even have people come up to us and ask if I'm his son and when I send Valmir to go get something for me women who think I'm his son ask if he's single. Valmir wanted me to tell you that he loves your name and thinks it's really pretty.
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I feel like an ass so I would like to make this clear!!!! I love your name x)
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yukikyo77 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Why do you think your an ass? If I wasn't dating Valmir I would so totally date you no questions asked:D
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:o oh wow that's the first time hearing that from someone. Anyways let's hope it does not come down to that because I do not think I can give you good piggy back rides;)well I couldn't you won't be so high up xD
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Sorry for all the miss spellings. It is hard to type on a tablet. I also understand the missing understanding thing. People think my mom is my older sister and that ava (my actual sisyer) is my baby. So it's funny when people find out my mom is in her 40's and that I'm 18 and baby less xD. But it must be more ocward since he's your boy friend
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yukikyo77 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
It's ok I'm using a tablet to. My dads are 20 and 24 and i'm 18 to. I think of them more as older brother figure then dads because they act so childish and they picks on me a lot now I know England feels XD Valmir and I have a cute little white Siberian husky puppy named ava (valmir named her)that we got yesterday and she takes after me when it comes to being noisy and stubborn.I am so going to laugh if your sister is noisy and stubborn to X3 How tall is your sister? It is very awkward >> and sad ;-; AND SO STUPID!!!to war I don't want to go outside with him anymore and he gets mad and starts to cry. Once we were at our favorite diner just enjoying ourselves kissing a little and stuff I got so mad at these two homophobic guys that were siting behind us they came up to us and told Valmir (why are you kissing your kid)and all hell broke loose and valmir and I were the only ones that got kicked out. (I think he might break up with me)what am I going to go I need help I love him too much to lose him
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Shit, their young!!!! Sweet 18!!! We can be the 18 late teen group xD well then ideally would not know about that because my mom only recently got married so the only father figures I was exposed too was my grandpa and uncle....now that I think of it they were and still are childish too xD my grandpa still carts and blames it on me xD well as long as they can be someone you can turn to then I think it's perfectly fine :) after all a great parent is one who can be your friend or sibling like to you but can still be the parent when Shit goes down :) hin you're not the only one when it comes to being picked on xD for a soon to be 87 year old man my grandpa still tries to wrestle me, and he usual wins because he uses dirty tricks xD. Aaawwww!!! Huskys are too cute!!!! I have a puppy and her name is scoobie doo xD she's my Indian dog, or in other words I have no idea what she is xD. Well kido prepare to put your socks on because you're going to laugh them off. My little sister is loud and stubborn and very energetic xD let's see. Ava is actually pretty big for her age. She's 11 months now and she's at the bottom of my hip. She can no longer walk underneath my legs. :) I'm afraid she is going to be taller then me and Jeff is only so so taller then me. Aww well that is stupid because I really think society should not have us be afraid of being wih the person we want to be with. Like when people get to know me they do not want to hang out with me, well unless you're my friends and are used to me but still. I really do not like how things work now adays especially when it comes to first glances and observations. I would have gone native and their Fucking asses !!!!!! Like what the Shit!!!! And that's not fair how you got kicked out! Well hun I do not know? I've helped with these kind of things before but I am pretty sure you have done everything I would normally suggest and this is not an issue that involves cheating and what not. Have you talked to him about it?
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Omg that's so cool!!! I live in a little hick town in bc hahahahaha xD I heard Toronto is pretty big. Well then, your dad will fit in perfectly xD ppfft people now adays, they have to get mad all the time because they have met someone more awesome then them. Heck I'm jelly!! Why can't I have a Russian boy friend haha xD you too sound so fricken awesome!!!! Hell how can you not get tired of piggy back rides??? Like I do not know how people can turn down one, like I still jump in puddles foe crying out loud xD people are so serious, I hope they know that they will get wrinkly faster. I would have loved to have seen that. I like your name =u= also I have to admit this, when I read that the first time the first thinbthat popped into my mind was an evil scientist....sorry. And yup I'm the giant of my family :) you see my aunties and uncles took after my grandpa Paul and his side of the family genes, so everyone is around 5'2". While there's me. My dad is 6'3" from what my mom has told me and apparently his family is tall, I also take after my grandma's side of the family genes. Heck grandma sally was apparently 5'10". Also I developed early so I am expecting on last growth spurt :) but ya, my family is full of short Indians unless you're mixed or your parents married into a tall family xD also Russians and other eastern nations, you're all stereotypical supposed to be tall. Aaawww thank you, tell him I like his name too!!!! Aahhh smiling so mich right now.
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yukikyo77 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
We been to a little town before there are a lot of nice people in little towns it's really quiet comforting. I better stop being so serious then i'm to cute and sexy not to mention young to have wrinkles i'm only 18 years old. I think you and I would get along just fine I can see it now you and I jumping and dancing in the rain in England. XD Can I live with you I want to be taller then my people too ;-; My dads are 7'4" your family would look like little kids compared to them. XD I could be your Russian boy (friend) if you'd like then I would at lest have one friend that's the same height as me we could even get are people to give us piggy back rides in the snow and scar old people shitless together we would be like kings riding our noble steeds i'm getting so excited I have to meet you no I need to meet you in person now I think our families along with you and I could be great friends just sayin x3
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
And they have to use coconuts to make the clip clips noise xD ya small towns are nice, they have the whole community feel to them :) like my town is like what 15 to 20 thousand people I believe and we are in a rural area and I find it rather comfortable here, in fact I'm kinda scared to move to vancouver for my post secondary. Like I'd like to go to the Yukon then transfer over the the East coast but if I do that then I won't be able to see my grandpa and what not, so I am going to stay close to home as possible. But ya big places kinda scare me but I think that's because I grew up in small place. Tee hee I agree like he'll we have to do the world some good and stay as adorable as possible yet be as devious as much as we are aloud ;) holy Shit!!!! You grownthem big in your country dontcha?? That's like harry, harry Tudor is the tallest kid in our school and hes grade 10 I think. Heck he was the tallest kid in grade 8. Oh deffienently I think the tallest one is six foot. Although if you go to my mom's faster family (my grandpa) like cousin Danny....holy sheit he is fricken tall!!! Like over six foot easily. And there are so many more. Like my grandpa's family is fricken tall and I look like a shrimp around them. Omg let's do it!!! Yay life goal complete!!!!! I have a friend from Russia =u= Omg you're getting me all pumped up too!!!!! Omg I want to meet you too!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xD
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kittiesarecute Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
please tell me who's on top...I wanna know :iconpuppyfaceplz: pwease?
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AndyStarfish Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Who ever you want babe
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kittiesarecute Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fine then reader is uke.
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